The Paradigm of Misspelling

This a lovely place where everything is misspelled and everyone frolicks in fields of pretty flowers! Or not...






Sunday, November 14, 2004

 
delectableoomph is an icon maker. I particularly like this set.

posted by Cap'n Cosmo at 11:31 AM

Monday, November 08, 2004

 
BEST THING EVER: Affiliations: Society for the Promotion of Elvish Welfare (Tolkien branch) (taken from )

Also it has just been brought to my attention that Sept. 19th is a very significant day for more reasons than two. My curiosity prompts me to ask Google...

September 19th: Events

* 1356 - In Battle of Poitiers English defeat French
* 1692 - Giles Corey is pressed to death after refusing to plead in the Salem witch trials.
* 1777 - First Battle of Saratoga/Battle of Freeman's Farm/Battle of Bemis Heights
* 1778 - The Continental Congress passes the first budget of the United States
* 1796 - George Washington's Farewell Address
* 1862 - Battle of Iuka, Mississippi - Union troops under General William Rosecrans defeat a Confederate force commanded by General Sterling Price
* 1863 - Battle of Chickamauga
* 1893 - Women's suffrage: In New Zealand, the Electoral Act of 1893 is consented to by the governor giving all women in New Zealand the right to vote.
* 1900 - Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid commit their first robbery together
* 1934 - Bruno Hauptmann is arrested for the murder of Charles Lindbergh Junior.
* 1944 - Armistice between Finland and Soviet Union signed. (End of the Continuation War)
* 1945 - Lord Haw Haw (William Joyce) sentenced to death in London
* 1952 - The US bars Charlie Chaplin from reentering the country after a trip to England
* 1955 - Juan Peron is deposed in Argentina
* 1957 - First American underground nuclear bomb test
* 1959 - Nikita Khrushchev is barred from visiting Disneyland
* 1972 – Parcel bomb sent to Israeli Embassy in London kills one diplomat.
* 1973 - King Carl XVI Gustaf accedes to the throne of Sweden
* 1976 - A Turkish Boeing 727 hits a mountain in southern Turkey killing 155
* 1978 - newspaper boy Carl Bridgewater is shot dead after disturbing burglars at a farm
* 1982 - Scott Falman posts the first recorded instance of the emoticon :-) to an online bulletin board
* 1983 - Saint Kitts and Nevis gains independence
* 1989 - A terrorist bomb explodes a Union de Transportes Aùriens DC-10 Series 30 in mid-air above the Tùnùrù Desert, Niger killing 171
* 1995 - The Washington Post publishes the Unabomber's manifesto

Births

* 86 - Antoninus Pius, Roman Emperor (d. 161)
* 1737 - Charles Carroll of Carrollton, Declaration of Independence Signer, US Senator (d. 1832)
* 1759 - William Kirby, English entomologist (d. 1850)
* 1828 - Fridolin Anderwert, Swiss Federal Councilor (d. 1880)
* 1901 - Joe Pasternak, film producer (d. 1991)
* 1904 - Doctor Bergen Evans, television host (d. 1978)
* 1905 - Leon Jaworski, Watergate scandal special prosecutor (d. 1982)
* 1908 - Mika Waltari, novelist (d. 1979)
* 1909 - Ferry Porsche, automobile pioneer (d. 1998)
* 1910 - Jesse Lasky Jr., screenwriter (d. 1988)
* 1911 - Sir William Golding, novelist (d. 1993)
* 1912 - Kurt Sanderling, conductor
* 1913 - Frances Farmer, actress (d. 1970)
* 1919 - Mary Midgley, philosopher
* 1920 - Roger Angell, sports writer
* 1922 - Damon Knight, science fiction writer (d. 2002)
* 1922 - Emil Zátopek, athlete (d. 2000)
* 1922 - Dana Zátopková, athlete
* 1926 - Edwin Donald Duke Snider, Baseball Hall of Famer
* 1928 - Adam West, actor
* 1928 - William Hickey, actor (d. 1997)
* 1930 - Antonio Margheriti, film maker
* 1931 - Brook Benton, singer (d. 1988)
* 1931 - Lillian Kuzniakowski, dancer-Royal Winnipeg Ballet
* 1932 - Mike Royko, columnist (d. 1997)
* 1933 - David McCallum, actor
* 1934 - Brian Epstein, manager of the Beatles (d. 1967)
* 1935 - Benjamin T. Hacker RAdm. USN, Naval Aviator (d. 2003)
* 1936 - Al Oerter, Olympic Games gold medalist in track and field
* 1940 - Bill Medley, singer
* 1940 - Paul Williams, composer
* 1941 - Mama Cass Elliott, musician (d. 1974)
* 1942 - Freda Payne, singer, actress
* 1943 - Joe Morgan, Baseball Hall of Famer
* 1945 - Randolph Mantooth, actor
* 1947 - Steve Bartlett - former U.S. Congressman and Mayor of Dallas, Texas
* 1948 - Jeremy Irons, actor
* 1949 - Twiggy Lawson, fashion model
* 1950 - Joan Lunden, journalist, television host
* 1952 - Nile Rodgers, musician, composer
* 1956 - Rex Smith, actor
* 1958 - Kevin Hooks, actor, director
* 1958 - Lita Ford, singer
* 1958 - Azumah Nelson, Ghanian royal and world boxing champion
* 1963 - David Seaman, English soccer goalkeeper
* 1964 - Trisha Yearwood, country music singer
* 1974 - Jimmy Fallon, actor, comedian (Saturday Night Live)
* 1974 – Victoria Silvstedt, Playboy Playmate

Deaths

* 1710 - Ole Rømer, Danish astronomer (b. 1644)
* 1881 - James Garfield, 20th President of the United States
* 1927 - Isadora Duncan, considered mother of modern dance
* 1935 - Konstantin Eduardovich Tsiolkovsky, rocket scientist, physicist
* 1968 - Red Foley, country music singer
* 1968 - Chester Carlson, inventor of xerography
* 1969 - Rex Ingram, actor
* 1972 - Robert Casadesus, pianist
* 1973 - Gram Parsons, country music/rock musician
* 1985 - Italo Calvino, writer
* 1990 - Hermes Pan, dancer, choreographer
* 1997 - Rich Mullins, singer

Holidays

* In ancient Greece, the sixth day of the Eleusinian mysteries, when the procession to Eleusis began at the Kerameikos in Athens.
* Saint Kitts and Nevis - National Day
* Chile - Day of the Glories of the Army
* International Talk Like a Pirate Day

From here

ALSO: Katana's bithday
Hemione's Birthday


posted by Cap'n Cosmo at 8:46 AM

 
You are .exe When given proper orders, you execute them flawlessly.  You're familiar to most, and useful to all.
Which File Extension are You?



You are Debian Linux. People have difficulty getting to know you.  Once you finally open your shell they're apt to love you.
Which OS are You?



Geosystems paper.

posted by Cap'n Cosmo at 5:00 AM

Wednesday, November 03, 2004

 
Instead of ranting about those republican tree haters and how Chris Bengston is my archnemisis, mainly because he wants to burn down Alaska, I will instead focus on the positive, that being my juicy gossip:

Getsuyoubi *pause* Tomsanwa *pause* Sumisusan to isshouni *pause* eigawo mimashita!

Are you scandalized? You should be.

We now return you to your regularly sceduled hater of freedom-denying, tree-hating, self-interested, chauvanistic, enemy-making, dumb presidents.


posted by Cap'n Cosmo at 10:32 PM

Sunday, October 24, 2004

 
And now it is time for the post homecoming report, and the last one I'll ever have to write (thank Heaven).

I got up around 10 due to the fact that I was at the game until late. My throat still hurt. I wrote my dad an e-mail and then searched the internet to see if I cuold find out how to put my hair into a beehive. I sort of found it, but it was much to complicated for my taste.

Mommy ix-nayed the plan, so I took a shower, got dressed, then made death by chocolate. I had so much stuff that it piled out of the bowl.

I watched Quantum Leap for a while until Mommy decided I needed to get ready, which I did in about 10 minutes, so the plan would have worked. I even found my makeup. I was hard to figure out what to do with my hair, though. I eventually settled on hairsticks.

I couldn't remember which shoes I had worn, so I thought, "I'll look at the wedding pictures!" Due to my extreme sneakiness and craftiness, however, I was not in any of the wedding pictures. I eventually remembered I had worn the chinese style slippers.

Mommy and I decided to go to CVS and buy makeup and then go to a movie after dinner, so we looked up the movie times, then Jess's address.

We went to Jess's and were not late. Then they wanted to take pictures, so Amanda, Beth, and I fled. Our informant, who shall remain nameless, directed us to the porch. I'm sure that nobody else cared, but it was fun for us. We even hid under my shawl. Mrs. Bethy almost caught us, but we hid well. Or maybe she was just pretending.

Then we ate. Amanda, Beth, and I had the "Single and Loving it" table. Then we hid Andy's camera. Then Christine came over, Amanda said she couldn't sit there, and Christine voted to change the name to the "About to be Single and Loving it" table. Oo, dis.

I mainly ate cocktail weenies, but also had some pasta and notsospicy chicken. I also ate with my hairsticks to appease Beth. Then I had a pumpkin bar and some death by chocolate for dessert.

I wandered downstairs to find Jess's cute fish, which everyone thereafter flocked to see. We watched some baseball, had celebrations and dismays about the college football score, and then they all left.

Mommy had told me she was going to come back at 8 but then she said I was supposed to call her. No matter. We helped clean up, snarked Mrs. DeSoto's and Mrs. Bertoglio's bowls, and then were off.

We had to stop at Rite-Aid instead of CVS, which apparently has a much bigger selection, and we saw some people going to Robinson's HC and Keito's friend Micelle(?). I don't think I can spell Robinson or Micelle. Anyway, We bought makeup, so now I have blush, eye liner, and eye shadow. Mommy wouldn't buy me blue, so I got purple. She says blue eye shadow should have died in the 80's.

Fairfax Town Center was out destination, to see "Shall We Dance." It was actually very good. I still want to see the Japanese version, though.

And that is the end. No intrigue, just me and my mom.

posted by Cap'n Cosmo at 9:48 AM

Thursday, October 21, 2004

 

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I am sad because the wrong logo is on the senior shirts, and it had to be the one I drew. :( Also because I ordered a medium...? Something tells me this is wrong.

posted by Cap'n Cosmo at 7:53 AM

Wednesday, October 20, 2004

 
I MISS MY KEITO.

Posted and stuff

Wrote 2nd college essay. Topic: Sesame Street and tolerance.

And now I watch Quantum Leap. Last season, folks.


posted by Cap'n Cosmo at 7:26 PM

Monday, October 18, 2004

 
Wait a minute, I forgot to express my OUTRAGE.

So, we went to JMU. There was a band with a bigger pit than a guard. There were some cool ships/balloons. It was good.

UNTIL THIS ONE BAND was doing a WWII show and started playing FIRST CONTACT! Why can they play Star Trek and not us when we have Star Trek uniforms and they were doing a WWII show!? BTW, if John wanted to win and make the winter show Star Trek, I would do it in a heartbeat. Just so you know...

So apparently I have to be skittle tommorrow? *sigh*

Also, this is for all Alumni who may be comming for HC:

There's a thing in the band room before the game where they want you to go so they can give you free pizza. I think. I'm sure if I'm wrong I'll be promptly corrected. I also think they want to know you're coming. And since I'd like to know if you're coming, I'll tell them if you tell me.


posted by Cap'n Cosmo at 6:58 PM

 
I wasn't going to put this here because I knew already I would get Green Party man. But then I saw the 18th match and found it... noteworthy.

1. Your ideal theoretical candidate. (100%)
2. Cobb, David - Green Party (92%)
3. Nader, Ralph - Independent (86%)
4. Brown, Walt - Socialist Party (80%)
5. Moseley-Braun, Former Senator Carol, IL - Democrat (77%)
6. Dean, Gov. Howard, VT - Democrat (74%)
7. Sharpton, Reverend Al - Democrat (73%)
8. Clark, Retired General Wesley K., AR - Democrat (72%)
9. Kucinich, Rep. Dennis, OH - Democrat (65%)
10. LaRouche, Lyndon H. Jr. - Democrat (55%)
11. Kerry, Senator John, MA - Democrat (54%)
12. Edwards, Senator John, NC - Democrat (52%)
13. Gephardt, Rep. Dick, MO - Democrat (48%)
14. Badnarik, Michael - Libertarian (46%)
15. Lieberman, Senator Joe, CT - Democrat (36%)
16. Peroutka, Michael - Constitution Party (21%)
17. Hagelin, Dr. John - Natural Law (18%)
18. Bush, President George W. - Republican (0%)


 

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